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A Dirty Mind
Is A Terrible
Thing To Waste
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A Mans Home is His Castle
Until the Queen Arrives
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And Your Cry-Baby
Whiney-Ass Opinion
Would Be?
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Anyone Looking For
A Husband
Has Never Had One
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Cancel My
Subscription
I'm Tired
Of Your Issues
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Changing The Toilet Paper
Does Not Cause Brain Damage
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COFFEE
CHOCOLATE
MEN
The Richer The Better
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Dear Lord- If You Can't Make Me Skinny -
Make My Friends Fat
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Do I Look Like A Freakin'
People Person?
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Everyone Brings Happiness
To This Office..
Some When They Enter
Others When They Leave
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Good Morning -
Let The Stress Begin
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Humpty Dumpty
Was Pushed
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I Am Already Visualizing
The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth
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I Didn't Say It Was
Your Fault
I Said I Was Going
To Blame You
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I Know Im Not Perfect
But I'm So Close
It Scares Me
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I Live In My Own Little World -
That's OK - They Know Me Here
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I Take Life With
A Grain Of Salt
A Wedge Of Lime
And A Shot Of
Tequila!
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I Take The Kids Everywhere
But They Keep
Finding Their Way Home
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I Took A Pain Pill -
Why Are You Still Here?
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I Would Give Up Chocolate
But I'm No Quitter
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I Am Retired
Don't Ask Me
To Do A
Damn Thing
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I'd Like To
Help You Out
Which Way
Did You Come In?
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I'm Sorry My Fault
I Forgot You Were An Idiot
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I'm Smiling Because You're My Sister..
And Laughing Because There Is
Nothing You Can Do About It!
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If I Gave A Crap
You'd Be The First Person
I Give It To
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If Two Wrongs
Don't Make A Right
TRY THREE
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It's Good To Be QUEEN
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It's Hard To Be Optimistic
When Your 'Fat' Pants Are Tight
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Men Are Like A Deck of Cards
You Need A Heart To Love Him
A Diamond To Marry Him
A Club To Beat Him and
A Spade To Bury Him
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall
I Am My Mother After All
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Mommy Knows A Lot
But Grandma Knows Everything
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My Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean
Your Aim Would Help
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My Greatest Fear
Is That There Is No PMS
And That This Is
My Real Personality
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Old Enough
To Know Better
Wise Enough
Not To Care
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Raising Children Is Like Being
Pecked To Death By A Chicken
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Remember- As Far As
Anyone Knows
We're A Nice Normal Family
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Seen It All
Done It All
Can't Remember
Most Of It
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She Who Dies With
The Most Shoes
WINS!
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Tell Me Again How Lucky I Am To
Work Here I Keep Forgetting
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There Can Only Be One Queen -
And Im It!
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Things Could Be Worse.. We Could
Be Trying On Bathing Suits
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This Is A Self Cleaning Kitchen -
Everyone Cleans Up After Themselves
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Using My Turn Signal
Will Reveal My Plans To The Enemy!
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We Interrupt
THIS MARRIAGE
To Bring You
FOOTBALL SEASON
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What Happens at
Grandma's
Stays at Grandma's
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What Would
Scooby Do?
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me And Not To You
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